Top 3 cannabis products for soothing your child with down syndrome

 

Having a child with down syndrome is like riding a roller coaster. There are ups and downs. Some days your child may be well tempered and calm, but on others they may throw fits, scream, or poop incessantly. Many parents of down syndrome children and young adults have turned to CBD products enhanced with THC to help soothe their loved ones with down syndrome who have become excited or agitated. Many parents and caretakers have testified that their children are much better behaved and have better days when they have consumed THC enhanced CBD products. These products, much like regular CBD, are derived from hemp. However, along with CBD, they feature a high concentration of THC. THC is another therapeutic substance that healers can extract from marijuana. 

Here are 3 products that parents and caretakers of people down syndrome recommend and swear by:

3. CaliPlug White Nerdz Shatter

Many parents are hesitant to allow their down syndrome child around a dab rig. They're made of glass, can severely burn you, and marijuana concentrates are very sticky. I myself was wary upon first hearing about the practice. But an increasing amount of parents are turning to "dabs" to help soothe their down syndrome children. 

"My daughter smokes it every day" wrote redditor MeowMommy444. She is a well known poster to the DownsParenting subreddit, where parents of children with down syndrome discuss ways to make their childrens lifes better. Her posts and comments chronicle the day to day struggles of having an 8 year with down syndrome. 

"Sometimes she smokes up to a gram a day. It's the only thing we've found that stops her from throwing her fits. She used to pull out her hair, punch holes in the walls, and throw chairs across the room on a weekly basis. Now she just sits in her room drawing and eating cookies, like an 8 year old should"

"That shit is gas. When I tried some, it had me fucking floored. When I give it to my kid he shuts the fuck up" one user replied, praising the effectiveness of the medicine. 

White Nerdz Shatter is so effective because of its high THC content and its indica dominant genetics. 

2. 400mg Medicated Nerds Rope

Popular down syndrome mommy blogger DiapersNDopeDetroit has often described her struggles as a black mother of a mentally challenged child. She does so on a daily basis in her blog posts. Between living in section 8 housing, working 2 jobs, and having a 300 pound son with down syndrome, DiapersNDopeDetroit author DiaperDopeMommy admits she initially turned to street drugs to medicate herself and her child. 

"I was in a dark place at the time. And where I live, you can pick up anything on the street corner. So it was only natural for me to experiment with heroin and angel dust" DiapersNDopeMommy wrote in a blog post detailing her struggles. 

"I liked it at first because it made him stop pooping, shooting him with that dope clogged his ass up. But then he started getting real violent when I couldn't afford his next hit."

Thats when DiapersNDopeMommy discovered 400mg THC Nerds Ropes.

"All the niggas on the block said they smack and they was right. a half a one put my ass to sleep." 

After feeding her son one, she discovered they also put him to sleep. DiapersNDopeMommy began feeding her son 5 nerds ropes a day, totalling 2000mg of THC daily. 

"Its cheaper than the heroin and since its technically food, I don't gotta feed him nothing else all day. And he likes candy. Now he sleeps all day, only time hes awake is to ball up another nerds rope and shove it in his mouth." 

1. Elmo Gushers Flower

Elmo Gushers is the only strain on the market made for retarded people. And it is 100% gas. A blend between Butterfinger Shark OG and Durban Poison, Elmo Gushers was first bred in 2020 by CookieDaKid. Cookie made his name in the industry by breeding personalized strains for famous rappers like Eminem (Slim Shady Haze) and Da Baby (GooGoo Green). 

CookieDaKid was inspired to curate a strain for down syndrome people after watching a mans diaper explode at a bus stop in LA. 

"I saw this retarded dude with shit all over him and I thought 'Damn, this nigga need a blunt'" 

Cookie formulated the strain to, in his own words, "get retarded people extra fucked up so that they will be more funny when they fuckin up the store". 

Elmo Gushers has become a hit in the black community, and is sold out at nearly every dispensary in California.

So those are the top 3 products to soothe your down syndrome child. Which do you think will work best? Read our blog for more tips and tricks on raising the retarded.