George Floyd OG cannabis strain review

Have you ever opened a bag of medical marijuana and said "damn, thats some smelly kush" ? Has smoking a particularly strong batch of cannabis ever left you coughing, choking, and saying "I can't breathe!" ?

These are all things I experienced after trying Great Ape Genetics newest strain George Floyd OG. George Floyd OG is an indica dominant hybrid strain that is said to be a cross between Grape Ape and Platinum OG Kush. It is named in memory of the famous American rapper George Floyd, who was tortured and murdered by police officers in 2020. A third party autopsy later revealed Floyd was killed because he was black, and wearing Jordans.

I purchased the 1/8th bag (3.5 grams of cannabis, also known as an eightball) from Daniels Dispensary. The clerk told me several customers had complained of chest pains, shortness of breath, and light headedness from their newest product, and that he would give me a discount on it. Normally I wouldn't spend $75 on an eighth of flower, but since it was discounted to $60 I happily obliged! The clerk said I wouldn't be disappointed, and to be careful driving home. 

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I got into my car and drove as carefully as I could, not only because I had taken my painkillers that day without eating, but because my cars registration was expired. I pulled into the Cracker Barrel parking lot about 5 minutes away from the dispensary and parked in the corner where I could smoke in privacy. I grabbed my one hitter pipe and eagerly ripped open the George Floyd OG bag and was instantly hit with a pungent gassy smell. It was like a skunky gas smell that reeked my car up instantly. I pinched off a piece of bud and and lit it up, pretending it was a cigarette while I side eyed the family getting out of a minivan in the spot next to me. I exhaled a fat cloud of dank smoke as their fat son waddled past my window without looking up from his iPad, his father close behind and giving me a look of disgust. 

The clerk referred to it as his "dopealicious Floyd"

Unfazed by his judgemental looks, I leaned my seat back as the potent purple Floyd entered my bloodstream. I began coughing and clutched my chest as it tightened, and my heart raced profusely. It was definitely some smelly gas and had me absolutely floored. I began to grow paranoid that Cracker Barrel's parking lot was not as safe a smoke spot as I first thought, as an elderly couple leaving the restaurant glared at me as they strolled by. I began to grow anxious to leave, yet scared to put the car in drive as I was way to fucked up off this Floyd to be on the road. 

After 30 minutes or so I returned to my duplex to smoke some more, but per usual the mexican family that lives in the unit next door was having a loud argument and I got scared the smell would agitate their fresh out of prison cousin again (its a long story, I plan on writing about it soon). Later that night after taking my nightly 40mg of Oxycotin, I smoked a couple hits of Floyd and flushed the smoke down the toilet before drifting off to sleep. That is where I found George Floyd OG preforming at its best, as it definately made me sleepy and sedated, and provided a nice euphoric buzz as I dozed off.

Conclusion

In conclusion, George Floyd OG is not for the faint of heart and you shouldn't smoke it in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. However, it is good for relaxation and sleep. It smells skunky, gassy, and it will make you relaxed, uplifted, euphoric, and sleepy. It may cause coughing or hinder your ability to breathe. 

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