The 3 Cannabis Strains that are going to take 2021 by storm

Whether you are going to your local dispensary, or your dealer Chads trailer, one thing is for certain - its exciting to see what new selection strains will be available. And when Chad breaks out that gas, there's nothing better than grabbing that smelly bag of gas and inspecting it. 

However as 2021 kicks into gear, many consumers are growing tired of the strains currently available on the market. Blue Dream, Purple Cookies, and White Runtz may be fire strains that are beloved by many, but more people are looking for something new. 

That is why I have compiled 3 up and coming selections that I believe are going to be the 3 hottest strains of 2021. Keep your eye out for these dank new strains, because you definitely don't want these to pass you by!

3. FloydPack Omega X

FloydPack  Omega X by Floyd Berry Farms is a hybrid strain named in memory of George Floyd, an innocent man who was tortured and murdered by the police for the crime of being black in America. Soon after his death, many activists in the Cannabis community took a stand and raised awareness by developing a new series of genetics known as the Floyd OG lineage. In 2020, George Floyd OG became the first of the Floyd OG genetics line to hit the market, and became an instant classic among both stoners and counterfeit money activists. See my review of it here!

Now in 2021, Floyd Berry Farms is stepping up to the plate with their own spin on Floyd OG, which they have named FloydPack Omega X. A cross between Floyd OG and Banana Cookies, this potent strain grabs you by the nuts and leaves you saying "I can't breathe" like some idiotic nigger criminal. These packs are smelly, with strong gassy tones that linger in the air for hours afterwards. If you are not an experienced smoker, I suggest saving FloydPack Omega X for when you are more prepared for its potent, earth shattering effects. The primary effects include: couchlock, munchies, euphoria, dry mouth, excessive diarrhea, flatulence, and opiate cravings. 

2. Elmo Cookies

Red hairs, fat nugs, and sweet fruity smells are the trademark signs you've got Elmo Cookies. Bred by Sesame Skreet GangGang (Which I rated #3 on my list of top 10 black owned businesses that will fail in 2021 because niggers are stupid), this sticky Indica dominant hybrid is expected to make major waves in the industry in 2021. A cross between Nightmare Cookies and Northern Lights, this strain is a force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be taken lightly. Users report smoking too much can result in heart palpitations, excessive sweating, and a burning sensation in the nutsack. Elmo Cookies will put your ass on the floor and your balls in the toilet! 

1. Texas Hammer Kush

Jim Adler & Associates recently announced that after years of research, they were finally ready to release their new Sativa strain Texas Hammer Kush. This stimulating sativa is named after personal injury lawyer Jim Adler The Texas Hammer, who has represented thousands of people who were hurt in car accidents. Texas Hammer Kush is said to "hit you like a truck", but was also specially formulated to be smoked whilst driving! Jim Adler said he began developing the strain after he noticed the disproportionate amount of African Americans who were injured after smoking marijuana while driving. The sativa strain is meant to be a euphoric high that also stimulates the mind and recharges the users energy. "I wanted it to be super dank, extremely frosty nugs that stink up your car while you smoke on the way to work" Adler said in an early 2020 interview. 

So, those are the next big strains of 2021. Which ones are you looking forward to? Will you even be able to afford these? Either way, these strains are gas and I only smoke the best, so I will be rolling up huge blunts with them in 2021 while I wear the mask and get vaccinated. Fuck Racism. Fuck Donald Trump. Black Lives Matter. My toilet is clogged with shit and I dont own a plunger, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Will a coathanger work?